THE CONVENTION MOTHER GOOSE
Pussy cat, pussy cat where did you go?
I went to Cleveland for The Donald Trump Show.
Pussy cat, pussy cat what did you see?
I witnessed four days of Reality TV.
TRUMP TAPS PENCE
Sing a song of Mike Pence,
The Donald’s choice for Veep.
While Trump is loud and scary,
Pence puts everyone to sleep.
As to why Donald picked him,
Your guess is as good as mine.
Maybe he just likes Hoosiers
Who preach a right wing-line.
